About: Don't Shit Your Pants

Don't Shit Your Pants is a survival text-based horror game by Rete. The team behind it later made Rogue Legacy, and you can see portraits of the protagonist from Don't Shit Your Pants in Rogue Legacy on the walls of the castle!

In the game, the player controls a character who needs to use the bathroom urgently, but doesn't know how to do it without making a mess. The player must type in commands to help the character find a solution before it's too late.

Don't Shit Your Pants


Here is a basic guide on how to play:

  1. Start the game and click the "play" button.
  2. You will be taken to a screen with a character standing in front of a closed door.
  3. Type in a command that you think will help the character use the bathroom without making a mess. Some examples of commands include "open door", "pull down pants", "sit on toilet", "flush toilet", etc.
  4. The character will perform the action you typed in. If it's the right action, you'll move on to the next part of the game. If it's the wrong action, the character will soil their pants and the game will end.
  5. Keep trying different commands until you find the right one to help the character use the bathroom successfully.

Controls: The game is played entirely with the keyboard. Simply type in commands and press enter to execute them. There are no other controls to worry about.

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